Okay, this is some kind of sick joke. Are these things even real? I mean--what they're showing, because...

[Agitated, she runs a hand through her hair.]

Because I can't picture Euphie slapping anyone if I tried.

[That isn't anywhere near the worst of it, though. Not even close.]

Tyr, I'm coming over. Eagle, I wanna talk to you.

And don't eat these things! They're not even that good, anyway. I'll be smashing any more I find.

[ooc: Rita ate four all in one go. Whoops! Euphie's slap, Eagle's wish, and Tyr's dad and desertion.]